I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
