I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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