I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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