Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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