Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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