Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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