I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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