We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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