To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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