I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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