You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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