thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
