so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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