Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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