sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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