Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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