Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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