Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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