Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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