Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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