remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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