We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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