Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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