Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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