i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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