I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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