Barsexuality is the new black.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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