so that wasnt chicken after all
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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