I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have feelings that need drinking.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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