i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The feeling are messing with the penis
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You were trust falling into bushes
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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