There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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