I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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