i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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