Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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