So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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