Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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