But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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