But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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