i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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