Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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