remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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