OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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