My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do vagina's smell?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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