Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
this will be a night to untag.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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