school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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