Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
soo... how was my night?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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