did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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