Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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