Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Randomize
