Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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