Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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