I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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