Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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