Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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