Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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