I wish i was in the wii world.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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